the rationalist "we should clone a few thousand copies of von neumann cause they'll have really high IQ and solve all our problems" thing but for napoleon. what america needs is a (eunuch?) vat-grown napoleon clone leader class
they would literally all just kill each other
that's what the castration option is there for if necessary
Actually Napoleon had a ton of loyalty to his family and loved delegating so I think as long as you had one that was clearly a few years older than the rest to establish the initial hierarchy it would go ok
I was imagining that I personally would act as a father/uncle figure to my brood of napoleons, as head of the cloning program
"I bred a legion of Napoleon clones to be the officer corps of my fledgling dictatorship and now they've overthrown me and plunged the nation into a civil war of genetically identical but ideologically diverse factions that I must somehow defeat???"
Napoleon #08C0: Begone with you, Napoleon #1014! We'll never ally ourselves with a Bonapartist!
Comic Relief Sidekick Napoleon: Guys why can't we just Bon-together instead of Bon-aparte -_-
I would euthanize that one humanely. this is serious business
Well I wouldn't! I would kill it horribly and inhumanely, like say through drawing and quartering, and that's that!
Comic Relief Sidekick Napoleon getting drawn and quartered: "Aaaaa I'm getting Napoleon Tornaparte!!!"
this shit is why I came back to tumblr
Every year I go bother my favorite fisher birds from the local pond. Here are a few highlights
Stormy weather makes for beautiful diffused lights ^^ (and very muddy boots coming home)
POV : You’re a frog about to be eaten.
Rainy moments.
My favorite bird subject is back into its seasonal location and was actually very cooperative these last few days !
a heron has no dead angles ! Looking at me over its shoulder (and beak)
For a poor little fish this was the end of the line….
Looking at the future !
I had a really good time doing art stuff and not checking my phone/internet during the day for past couple of days… the panel i made is a little rough and i need to clean it up a bit but i’m glad I did it!! I’ll get pics when i can work out how to prop it up on the windowsill without getting the lead polish everywhere.
Here’s a bonus harbour pic from near the studio i went to:
Cleaned it up a bit and was too impatient to wait until it’s sunny (apologies for the oddly-cropped photos but i didn’t feel like showing everything i can see out of the window!)
Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs
